Jerry Springer -- the Opera

Could this ever play Cincinnati?

The reviews are starting to come in, and they aren't too pretty. MusicalAmerica is reporting a flock of rosary-reciting protestors outside of Carnegie Hall for the New York premiere. The cast sits in the auditorium and yells "Jer-RY, Jer-Ry!" as a cast of sluts, pole dancer-wannabes, tap-dancing Ku Klux Klansmen and more, make their grand entrances.